1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:04,671 Tina, I hear what you're saying. I do. 2 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,881 I just feel that since you were with me 3 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:10,927 when I got the parking ticket, you should pay half of it. 4 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,221 I gotta go. It's the other line. 5 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:14,723 Hello. 6 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,766 This is Daffy Duck. 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,603 Oh, you know, heh, I would love to go door-to-door 8 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,439 to help the mayor get reelected 9 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,275 but unfortunately, I'm not a United States citizen 10 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:28,486 'so I probably shouldn't get involved with your politics.' 11 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:29,946 Ugh. 12 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:32,115 Where am I from? Uh.. 13 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,952 Albania. 14 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:39,289 'Albania. I'm from Albania.' 15 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:42,625 [thick accent] Yes. I am, how you say, visiting your country. 16 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,671 So I sorry, but please to take me off your phone list, okay? 17 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:51,092 Adios. That's Albanian for good-bye. 18 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:54,137 [theme music] 19 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,575 (Daffy) Bugs, I hear what you're saying. 20 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,660 I just feel that since you're my roommate 21 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,454 you should pay half of the parking ticket. 22 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:22,332 Now, would this payment be in addition 23 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,042 to letting you live here for free? 24 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,836 - Yes. - Sounds like a great deal. 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,213 It is a great deal. 26 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,799 It's your chance to get in on the ground floor. 27 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,175 Today's the 14th. 28 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,385 If I don't pay it today, the fine doubles. 29 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,805 - Today's the 14th? Oh, no. - What? 30 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,140 This weekend's the annual peach festival. 31 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,810 Porky's gonna ask me to go with him. 32 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:45,104 So I've gone there three years in a row, and it's horrible. 33 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,689 It takes six hours to get there. 34 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,359 You're in the middle of nowhere for the whole weekend. 35 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,195 It's hot. There's tons of mosquitoes. 36 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:55,615 You stand in these long lines for peach cobbler 37 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,326 peach soup, peach sandwiches. 38 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,036 Yecch. Too much peach. 39 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:02,872 - Make up an excuse. Lie. - I'm not gonna lie. 40 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,208 - That's your area. - Good point. Know your role. 41 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:08,378 But if it were me, I'd tell him I can't go because I'm an alien. 42 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,880 I'd say I look like Daffy Duck on the outside 43 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,382 but I've been taken over by an alien 44 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:13,883 who lives on the inside. 45 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,553 And why can't the alien go to the peach festival? 46 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,888 I don't know. He's got a bunch of alien stuff to do. 47 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,474 It doesn't matter. He's not going to ask that. 48 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,519 All he'll be thinking about is that I'm an alien. 49 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,272 When are you goin' back to your home planet? 50 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,274 Just tell Porky you don't wanna go. 51 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:32,402 I can't do that. It would break his little pig heart. 52 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,654 Well, then, I guess you're goin' to the peach festival. 53 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:37,740 [instrumental music] 54 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:42,787 [cell phone ringing] 55 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,419 - Hey, Porky. - 'Hey.' 56 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:53,256 - How's it going? - Oh, peachy. You know why? 57 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:56,426 Because this weekend is the peach festival! 58 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:59,804 And this year, the theme is dress as your favorite peach. 59 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,724 Wow. That sounds fun. 60 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,727 (Porky on phone) 'What time should I pick you up?' 61 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,396 Listen, Pork. Um.. 62 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,940 I don't think I can go to the peach festival this year. 63 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,402 (Porky) 'What? We go every year. It's our tradition.' 64 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:16,237 - I know. - The peach soup! 65 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,823 - 'I know.' - Why can't you go? 66 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,242 Pork, the truth is.. 67 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,953 ...I promised Lola, I'd do something with her this weekend. 68 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,290 Well, that's no reason not to go. Bring her along. 69 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,877 Oh, uh, I can't bring her along 70 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,963 because she's moving this weekend 71 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,590 and I have to help her. 72 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:38,801 I'm helping her move. So that's why I can't go. 73 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:43,640 (Porky) 'Oh, well, I'm disappointed, but I understand.' 74 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,559 Thanks, Porky. Wow! 75 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,894 That was easy. 76 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,230 slurp 77 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:07,664 Oh. Hey, Daffy. I didn't know this was your bank too. 78 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,582 It's not. 79 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,168 Then what are you doing here? 80 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,878 Waiting to see if anyone drops money. 81 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,509 0-8-1-2. 82 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,177 What's the story behind that? 83 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,470 Someone's birthday? 84 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,390 You got a lot of money, Porky. 85 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,812 Thanks. 86 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:38,778 Oh, hey. You want to go to the peach festival with me? 87 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,405 Can't. 88 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:41,864 slurp slurp 89 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,866 - Why not? - I'm not Daffy. 90 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,620 I'm an alien that took over his body. 91 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:51,541 Does the alien wanna go to the peach festival? 92 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,709 Who would ask that? 93 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,585 I don't think aliens eat peaches 94 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,045 at least not the one in my body. 95 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,839 Isn't Bugs going with you? 96 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,799 He can't go. He's helping Lola move. 97 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,884 - Lola's moving? - That's what he said. 98 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,053 - Why is Lola moving? - I don't know. 99 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,514 - Where is she moving to? - I'm not sure. 100 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,642 Well, have a good weekend. 101 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,852 Why would Lola be moving? 102 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,603 She just moved into her apartment. 103 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,690 [gasps] Bugs must have asked Lola to move in with him! 104 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,734 That house isn't big enough for three people! 105 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,569 [gasps] That means I'm out! 106 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,404 He's sending me back to my home planet! 107 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:25,158 But I don't have a home planet! I'm not an alien! 108 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,787 Were you gonna drop any money? 109 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,290 (Porky) 'Shouldn't you be packing boxes?' 110 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:38,671 Oh! Hey, Pork. Yeah. Just grabbin' a quick slice. 111 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,257 Then, off to pack all those boxes. 112 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,925 Shouldn't you be at the peach festival? 113 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,761 I'm getting a pizza for the road. 114 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,888 (Lola) Oh! Hey, Bugs. Hey, Porky. 115 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,973 Lola! What are you doing here? 116 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,099 I was just getting some lunch. 117 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,560 Oh, we should all eat together. 118 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:54,270 We can't. You've got to get on the road. 119 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,773 - Oh, where are you going? - Doesn't matter. 120 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,232 The peach festival. 121 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,359 How's Porky's pizza comin', Speedy? 122 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,111 Oh, the peach festival? 123 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,863 I've always wanted to go to that. 124 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:06,365 Yep, it's a lot of fun. Tons of fun. 125 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,284 Speedy! 126 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,287 Look, man, just because I'm fast doesn't mean my oven's fast. 127 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,956 It's a regular oven. 128 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,417 Okay. You got your pizza. It's time to hit the road. 129 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:20,505 Oh! Alright. Well, have-have a great weekend. 130 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,965 - Phew! - Good luck with your move. 131 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,467 - Oh, boy. - What move? 132 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,803 Bugs said he's helping you move this weekend. 133 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,721 I'm not moving. Why'd you tell him I was moving? 134 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,182 Yeah. Why'd you say Lola was moving? 135 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,017 I didn't say Lola. 136 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:36,646 I said Viola. Viola. 137 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,731 - Viola's moving. - Who's Viola? 138 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,984 - You're asking me who Viola is? - Yeah. Who's Viola? 139 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:46,948 - Viola's my sister. - You have a sister? 140 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,325 I didn't know you had a sister! 141 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:51,577 Yeah, my big sister, Viola. 142 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,831 - How come we've never met her? - Oh, uh, well, uh.. 143 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,250 She's shy. Painfully shy. 144 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,377 Well, we have to meet her before she moves. 145 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,337 That, that would be nice 146 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,798 but Porky's goin' to the peach festival. 147 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:04,882 So, you know.. 148 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,093 Forget the peach festival. 149 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,845 Meeting your sister's more important 150 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,471 than any peach festival. 151 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,014 Yeah. We'll help you guys with the move. 152 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,475 - Where does she live? - Where does she live? 153 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,811 Yeah, what's her address? 154 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:21,649 Uh, 463, uh.. 155 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,025 Market Street. 156 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,862 Ooh. That's a rough part of town. 157 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,823 It is? I mean, I know. That's why she's moving. 158 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:31,284 Well, I better go cancel my hotel reservation. 159 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,703 Looks like I'm staying in town this weekend. 160 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,538 Porky, you really don't have to, uh.. 161 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:36,873 See you tomorrow. 162 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,293 Oh! I am so excited to meet your sister! 163 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,211 Lola, you're not going to meet my sister. 164 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,504 What? Why? 165 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,089 Because I don't have a sister! 166 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,549 I lied to Porky, so I wouldn't have 167 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,843 to go to the peach festival with him. 168 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:52,346 Okay. First of all, you would never lie. That's not your area. 169 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,558 Second of all, who wouldn't wanna go to a peach festival? 170 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,352 Third of all, I totally see what's going on here. 171 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,896 You don't want me to meet your sister 172 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,731 because you're afraid we'll become best friends 173 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,232 and then, I won't have any time for you. 174 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,694 Bun-bun, I will always 175 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,989 have time for you. Always. 176 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:11,699 Except right now. This is my me time. 177 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,660 I came in here to eat by myself. You're kind of smothering me. 178 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,329 Boundaries! 179 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,792 Excuse me? One of your fax machines just ate my resume. 180 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:22,919 Bummer. 181 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,339 - Can I move in with you? - What? 182 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,007 Lola's moving into Bugs' house 183 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,717 So I'm out. Let me live with you. 184 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,054 Uh, I'm not livin' with anyone till I'm married. 185 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,307 - Darling.. - No. 186 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,227 Darling.. 187 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,855 I guess romance really is dead. 188 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,778 Why did I have to say Market Street? 189 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,870 'Ooh. Poor Viola.' 190 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,207 Okay, now I have to fill it 191 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,292 with a bunch of furniture for tomorrow's move. 192 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,544 Where am I going to get a bunch of furniture? 193 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,382 Maybe I'm overreacting. 194 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:11,842 Just because Lola's moving in doesn't mean I'm out. 195 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,886 They probably want me to live with them. 196 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,889 I'm the fun guy. They need me here. 197 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,600 'Huh! Mother.' 198 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,819 This neighborhood's even worse than I thought. 199 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,445 I hope my car's okay out there. 200 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,991 Oh, where did viola get this furniture? It's hideous. 201 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,368 Well, I didn't exactly have a lot of time 202 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,703 to get anything better. 203 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,246 - Huh? - I mean, uh.. 204 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,497 When I picked out the furniture 205 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,374 when she moved in all those years ago. 206 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:44,959 Mm. That's a weird place to put a bed. 207 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:48,504 It's a fine place to put a bed. 208 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,340 It's too bad Viola had to work on a Saturday. 209 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:55,344 Yep. I know. She really wanted to meet you guys. 210 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:59,056 Why does her dresser say, "Property of Daffy Duck?" 211 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,683 Huh? Oh, uh.. 212 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,226 Well, she and Daffy 213 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,645 had a thing in college. 214 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,690 - It didn't end well. - Daffy went to college? 215 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,567 Just pick up a box. 216 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,199 Well, we did it. 217 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,536 Viola's all moved out, so I'll take it from here. 218 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,330 Well, we can go with you to her new place. 219 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,458 Ooh, that's a great idea. She's gonna need help moving in. 220 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,084 No. 221 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,878 - I mean, you can't. - Why not? 222 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,881 Her new place is really, really far away. 223 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,216 - Where is it? - Very, very far. 224 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,803 She's moving to, uh, Albania. 225 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,430 Al-Albania? 226 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,766 Well, then why did we load up a trailer with all of her stuff? 227 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,476 You can't drive to Albania. 228 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,227 Huh? Oh. Right. 229 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:49,148 That's why I was going to drive to, uh, a shipping company. 230 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:52,693 You ship stuff to Albania. Everyone knows that. 231 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,407 So, you wanna ship everything in that trailer to Albania. 232 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:03,329 No. I just said that outside in front of those crazy people. 233 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,915 I actually just need this all shipped back to my house. 234 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,583 Here's the address. 235 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,752 This is, like, 5 minutes from here. 236 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,671 It'd be a lot cheaper just to drive it there. 237 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,175 - I'm well aware of that. - Hmm. 238 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:19,095 That'll be $1248. 239 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,181 [instrumental music] 240 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,977 - Peach? - No, thanks. 241 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,897 So, let me get this straight. 242 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,775 For the next eight years, you're gonna give me a place to live 243 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,819 you're gonna provide me with all my meals 244 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,195 and you're gonna pay me? 245 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,114 That's an even better deal than I had! 246 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,490 Where do I sign up? 247 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,991 (male 'Right here.' 248 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,787 Welcome to the Marines. 249 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,707 This is gonna be fun. I've always liked marine life. 250 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,793 I had a goldfish when I was a kid. 251 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:54,046 Gene. Gene, the goldfish. 252 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,466 No, Gordon. Gordon, the goldfish. 253 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,093 'Or was it Gary?' 254 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,228 You know, you guys can go. You don't have to wait. 255 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,855 But isn't Viola staying here tonight 256 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:13,149 so you can take her to the airport tomorrow? 257 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,692 - Did I say that? - Mm-hmm. 258 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,278 Then I guess she's staying here. 259 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,157 Excuse me for just a second. 260 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,616 Glass of water. 261 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,830 - 'This is Speedy.' - Hey. Do me a favor. 262 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,999 - Call me back in one minute. - 'What?' 263 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,837 - Where's your water? - Huh? 264 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,255 Oh. We're out. 265 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,176 It's Viola! 266 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,262 Oh, hi, Viola! 267 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,055 - Viola? - What's that? 268 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,017 You're stuck at work and won't be home till after midnight? 269 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,643 Oh, I see what's going on. 270 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,687 You're pretending I'm some fictional person 271 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,690 saying lines I'm not saying. I get it. 272 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,359 Ha ha. Okay. I'll let them know. 273 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,820 [chuckles] Yes, I'll tell them how disappointed 274 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,780 you are that you didn't get to meet them. 275 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,699 Tsk, tsk, tsk. It's gonna snowball. 276 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,326 'It's gonna get out of control, man.' 277 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:09,538 It already has. Okay, Viola. Thanks for calling. 278 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,748 I mean, I expect this kind of thing 279 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,541 from the Duck, but not you, Bugs. 280 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,752 That's not your area. Know your role. 281 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,670 [chuckles] Okay. 282 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,089 (Speedy) 'I'm telling you, this is gonna end badly, man.' 283 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,216 I love you too. 284 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,717 Oh, can I at least say hi to her? 285 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,637 Uh, I lost her. She went into a tunnel. 286 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,138 I thought you said she was at work. 287 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,890 Oh, right. She is. Yeah. 288 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,809 She works in tunnels. She's a tunneler. 289 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,354 Okey-dokey. Well, we tried. 290 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:37,733 Thanks for everything today. It was so helpful. 291 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,819 You know, I think I have a cousin who's a tunneler. 292 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,322 Viola and I would have had so much in common. 293 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,074 So much to talk about. 294 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,916 Now, I definitely like to take risks with my hairstyle 295 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,252 but I don't wanna be a victim to trends. 296 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,587 Obviously, I'm not afraid to use product. 297 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,340 'It's definitely helpful with texture and body.' 298 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,717 'But I don't wanna be a slave to product.' 299 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,803 There are times when I look polished 300 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,556 and then, there are times when I want to wash and go. 301 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,642 So what I'd love is for this haircut to be able to do both. 302 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,940 That's a great haircut. 303 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,067 And I'm a licensed cosmetologist. 304 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,279 So I know what I'm talking about. 305 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,613 [instrumental music] 306 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,370 (male 'Lights out!' 307 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,998 'Reveille is at 0500!' 308 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,125 They even turn the lights out for you. 309 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,543 This place is incredible! 310 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,627 (male 'Get your sleep!' 311 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,129 'You're gonna to need it!' 312 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,131 That guy yells a lot, but I like him. 313 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,382 I think he's nice. 314 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,135 I just really like the Marines so far. 315 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,928 Goodnight, Corchran. 316 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,933 Oh, hey, Corchran, I set my alarm for 11:30 317 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,270 but don't be afraid to wake me if the guys go whale watching 318 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,981 or some other fun marine thing like that. 319 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,486 Psst. Corchran. 320 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,323 On second thought, forget about getting me up early. 321 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,533 You could just tell me about the whale watching. 322 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,411 'Mama needs her beauty sleep. You know what I mean?' 323 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,544 [cell phone ringing] 324 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,795 What the.. 325 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,675 - Hello? - 'Where are you guys?' 326 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,969 - Huh? - We're at the airport. 327 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,763 Viola's flight boards in less than an hour. 328 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,307 - How do you know that? - 'We called the airport.' 329 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,517 This is the only flight to Albania today. 330 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,063 Of course, it is, I mean, we're stuck in traffic 331 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,190 so we'll be there soon. 332 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,817 Man, I wish I was at that peach festival. 333 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,366 Get up, get up, get up! 334 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,284 Look alive, Jackanapes. 335 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,703 Get a move on! 336 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,455 - 'Anderson.' - Sir, yes, sir! 337 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,040 - 'Bonitez!' - Sir, yes, sir! 338 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,958 - 'Corchran!' - Sir, yes, sir! 339 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,712 'Duck! Duck! Daffy Duck!' 340 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,757 [snoring] 341 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,100 [blows whistle] 342 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,313 Uh, I'm sorry. There must be some mistake. 343 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,981 I was gonna sleep in this morning. 344 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:27,403 I thought I made that clear to Corchran. 345 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,321 Oh, you guys going to breakfast? 346 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,865 I'd join you, but I'm gonna try and get a little more shut-eye. 347 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,910 Don't worry about me. I'll just grab a granola bar or-- 348 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,537 Listen to me, you little maggot! 349 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,373 From now on, you will speak only when spoken to! 350 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,042 You're about to endure more pain and suffering 351 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,794 than you ever thought possible! 352 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,423 And it only gets worse from there! This is not summer camp. 353 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,301 This is not finishing school. This is your worst nightmare! 354 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:55,764 This is the United States Marine Corps! 355 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,684 Ohh! That Marines. 356 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,653 And I thought it would be bad to be dressed as my favorite peach. 357 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,530 Oh! That must be Viola! 358 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,657 Bugs obviously got the looks in the family. 359 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,285 - Viola? - That's me. 360 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,204 Ohh! It's like I have a sister! 361 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,124 - Where's Bugs? - Oh. Heh. 362 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,585 - He dropped me off out front. - Mm. 363 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:27,337 Couldn't handle a long good-bye. That is so him. 364 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,257 You know, underneath that cool exterior and all that sarcasm 365 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,177 he's just a vulnerable little bunny in need of a good cry. 366 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,472 [chuckles] Yeah. He wants to cry, alright. 367 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,641 (woman on PA) 'Now boarding, flight 787 to Albania.' 368 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,562 Well, you guys should probably get going. 369 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,022 Oh, wait. 370 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,648 I made you these traditional 371 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,442 Albanian dumplings for the flight. 372 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,361 And I got you this Albanian flag. 373 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,571 Well, it's a Mexican flag. 374 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,281 They didn't have an Albanian flag. 375 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,158 It's probably in the ballpark, though. 376 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,869 I can't believe we all just met and now you're going to Albania. 377 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,914 I can't believe I'm going to Albania, either. 378 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:05,542 (woman on PA) 'This is the final boarding call for flight 787.' 379 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,925 Look at me, going to Albania. 380 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,302 Make sure you look out the window when you take off! 381 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,679 We'll be waving! 382 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,848 Of course, you will. 383 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,603 [instrumental music] 384 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,915 Problem? 385 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:54,091 I'm not a spy! There's a simple explanation for this! 386 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,593 I was dressed as a woman because I was pretending 387 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,137 to be my fake sister, so that I didn't have to go 388 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,474 to the peach festival with Porky! 389 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,559 Oh, boy. 390 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,812 How you doin'? 391 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,607 [drum music] 392 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:40,137 [music continues] 393 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,122 Who are you? 394 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,957 We're the United States Marines. 395 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,459 You're coming home. 396 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,589 [gunfire] 397 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,972 [gunfire] 398 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,141 - Bugs? - Daffy? 399 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,018 What are you doing in an Albanian prison? 400 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,853 What are you doing in the Marines? 401 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,856 I needed somewhere to go after you kicked me out of the house! 402 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,316 [gunshots] 403 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,320 I didn't kick you out of the house. 404 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,949 Then why did you tell Porky you were helping Lola move? 405 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,868 I just told him so I wouldn't have to go 406 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,161 to the peach festival. 407 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,664 [gasps] You lied? 408 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,667 - Who told you to lie? - You did! 409 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,670 You're not a liar! That's my area! 410 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,671 boom 411 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,422 Know your role! 412 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,466 [screaming] 413 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,847 You mean it was all a lie? Why didn't you tell me? 414 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,017 - I did tell you! - Oh. Right. 415 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,979 You totally told me. 416 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,564 Bugs, I can't imagine what you've been through. 417 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,693 Being in prison for a year? How did it happen? 418 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,070 Well, it's kind of a long story. 419 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,406 Perfect. You can tell us in the car. 420 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,408 The car? Where are we going? 421 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,284 This weekend's the peach festival! 422 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,577 You're kidding. 423 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,538 I can't believe you got out when you did. 424 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,165 A few more days, and you would have missed the peach festival 425 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,252 two years in a row! You're so lucky. 426 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,213 So lucky. 427 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,554 Well, at least, I'll never run out of pickled peaches. 428 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,681 What are you doing here? 429 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:50,600 I'm not cut out for the Marines. Too hard. 430 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,853 - And they just let you out? - No. 431 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:56,314 - Then how'd you get out? - Flat feet. 432 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,983 Ooh, pickled peaches! 433 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,656 [theme music] 434 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,140 That's all, maggots!